December 5, 2006

Metro Etiquette: Things You Should Never Have To Express In Any Language Edition

This really isn't an etiquette issue as much as it is a "why does crazy happen to me" issue.

To wit, a sentence I never thought I'd construct in English or any other language:

This morning on my way to work, I was repeatedly checked out by an albino with a lazy eye and facial tics.

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