You Can Thank Me Later, Or Not At All

Of all the Arts, Performance Art is the least understood and appreciated. It's pretty hard to interpret. It's probably the most mocked as well. Since this is the G'porium, you already know what I'm going to do. Here's the analysis:

• Fire -- the destructive power of war
• Helmet -- commentary on how the troops aren't adequately equipped
• Thong, Clogs (or are they cleats?), Tube socks, and an old, tubby Spaniard -- say what?

Verdict: Someone round up the ShortBus, a drool guard, a trank gun, and one of those white jackets with all the straps. We've got ourselves a live one here.

And for the record, I'm pretty sure that Oviedo doesn't have stuff just burning in the streets.