Red Pills, Blue Pills

I finally broke down and called one of my army of doctors Monday morning. One vicodin doesn't really provide any pain relief any more, and two just knocks me out. I wanted to see if there was a solution that would involve say 1.5 vicodins.

Happy Doctor Lady provided me with 90 percocets as a solution. They work. I have many percocets now. I am happy.

And no, I'm not going to sell them on the street for profit.