Call for Cards

My friend Princess Hot Muffin is having a very bad week. A very bad last 2 weeks, to be more exact. Her Hot Muffinness was supposed to come up and hang out with AJ, but she called to let me know she wasn’t feeling well. Mz. Muffin went to the doctor and came back home the proud owner of (1) a vicious sinus infection and (2) a rockin’ case of pink eye.

Apparently, this wasn’t enough for our Royal Muffin. In a bizarre mouth-burning incident (that may or may not have involved hot pizza), a third friend has invited itself to the party – Shingles. So, everyone should send Princess Hot Muffin their love and well-wishes for a speedy recovery.

PS. I would have mentioned that Mme. Muffin was helping me steam clean my carpet, but then this whole post would have came across as some type of coded lesbian porno.